Vancouver: Overthrew their fuckin city. Enough said
Pittsburgh: Worships Crosby all day and will argue for hours that he is a perfect almighty god
Toronto: The definition of a hockey fan holy shit. They probably do crazy rituals before every game.
Chicago: Writes erotic fanfiction of Kazer…
Why don’t the Bruins drink tea?
Because Montreal and the Red Wings have all the cups.
How does a Habs fan change a light bulb?
They don’t. They just talk about how good the old one was.